there is no point to being a girl
we have periods
people fight over our bodies without giving us a say in the matter
generally the majority of girls bottom in sex except in like the case of toys and shit
being a girl is shit 0/10 would not recommend
people shit on you no matter what bc you’re a gurlllll
but at least you’re not a privileged shitface on reddit
— Terry Pratchett, from The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents (via the-final-sentence)
I really, desperately need this.
this makes me smile. this isn’t just fucking in a shower or whatever. this is love. he cares for her. he is comforting her. that’s what makes this scene so beautiful.
I’d probably have a boner.
this is so cute aw.
I agree with the first comment. I need this.
— Haruki Murakami (via perfect)
Done at White Lotus Tattoo shop In Fredericton New Brunswick, Canada.
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